harman kardan crystal speakers

And what better way to enjoy your Crystal Head Vodka with music coming out from the very bling Harman Kardan's GLA-55 Crystal Speakers?...

crystal head vodka

Really, I don't even need to be tellin you why you should be getting yourself one of these... but if I need to spell it out for you... one, it's a crystal skull... with vodka in it.... two, Dan Akroyd's sellin it... what??...

villain chair

One MILLI-YON dollars!.... Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaa!... get your dastardly criminal mastermind bent on world domination on with this swanky retro Villain Chair... I mean, look at it!... there's no way people would take you seriously if you weren't sitting on one of these while while demanding your ransom via encrypted transmission...